- LAUGH EASY AND OFTEN
- BUY YOURSELF FLOWERS EVERY WEEK
- KEEP A SPARE PAIR OF HIGH HEELS IN THE CAR
- YES, YOU DO STILL SMELL LIKE BOOZE AT THE EARLY MORNING MEETING - USE EXTRA CARE WHEN TALKING CLOSELY WITH COLLEAGUES/CLIENTS
- YES, YOU DO NEED [INSERT ITEM HERE]
- NEVER SHOP WHILE DRUNK
- NO, IT DOES NOT NEED TO MATCH, IT JUST NEEDS TO GO
- GAY MEN (NOT DIAMONDS) ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
- SPEND MORE THAN RENT ON AT LEAST ONE PAIR OF SHOES
- DO NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR FRIENDS' BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND. EVER!
- DON'T BE A CHICK HATER, IT'S SOOOO 1997
- TRADE YOUR RESPONSIBLE LOW MILEAGE CAR FOR A VINTAGE CAR
- OPENLY ADMIT TO DOING THE "WALK OF SHAME" AT LEAST ONCE
- LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AS THEY LOVE YOU
- ALWAYS FIND A REASON FOR MORE JEWELRY